Choose, Los Angeles

By: Nathaniel Gordon - E-Mail: LASportsblog@gmail.com

This is pretty much a total piss take so fellow Angelenos laugh along, outsiders continue to laugh at us.

Choose Los Angeles

Choose Jack Nicholson sitting courtside

Choose sitting in traffic longer then you sit in your seat

Choose Fox as the owner of your baseball team

Choose to be sellers at the trade deadline when your contenders

Choose to have Brooklyn still hate your guts

Choose to be so cool that Anahiem losses it's baseball team to you

Choose to be so cocky that you refuse to acknoledege the Angels

Choose to be so cocky that you cut someone off on the freeway, and then flip them off

Choose to listen to World Soccer Daily

Choose to follow coke'd up socialites

Choose to completely ignore that 70% of your city lives in poverty

Choose to give Tom Arnold air time

Choose to renew the Best Damn Sports Show Period

Choose Earl Van Wright

Choose to use Your Cilppers tickets 2 times a year to see the Lakers

Choose to wear away team jerseys at Clipper games

Choose to ask who are Chivas USA

Choose to care more about Victoria then David Beckham

Choose traffic

Choose to work for TMZ.com just to get close to Kobe Bryant

Choose to pretend like you don't care when JD Drew doesn't show up

Choose to pretend you don't care when the Angeles win the World Series

Choose jim buss

Choose girls who's implants are bigger then their brains

Choose guy on guy public displays of affection at Kings Games

Choose Trojan... and the Trojans

Choose John Wooden as someone still worth bragging about

Choose Slow Speed Chases

Choose aquitting OJ Simpson

Choose rioting after the Lakers win the Championship

Choose to go on and on about Kurt Gibson

Choose to ignore the homeless

Choose to ignore illegal immigration

Choose to give Jim Rome a radio show... AND a TV show (why oh why god?)

Choose to have a Laker owner who cares more about Poker then Basketball

Choose to have a Clipper owner who can't choose between profit and losing

Choose Dave O'Brian announcing Soccer Matches

Choose to ignore the San Diego Chargers

Choose to ignore Mad TV

Choose to miss Chick Hearn

Choose a scandalous mayor

Choose a place where apperances are everything

Choose Kramer screaming Nigger at black people in this day and age

Choose Seinfield being a Kramer apologist

Choost the LAPD

Choose to be opptimistic about 45-39 regular seasons

Choose Kwame Brown over Cauron Butler

Choose Ruben Patterson

Choose Los Angeles